‘Tis the season. It seems that every year brings the same debate and that debate never seems to go away: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Well, as a service to the world, I have decided to put that question to rest once and for all. For me, today, this debate arose after I shared … More Die Hard: Why It Is Most Definitely Not a Christmas Movie
As many Americans are aware, Donald Trump has gone to great lengths to cast doubt upon our recent Presidential election by claiming widespread fraud and that it was a “rigged” election. After losing nearly all of the lawsuits he and his supporters have brought due to their inability to present any credible evidence of actual … More Why The Texas Lawsuit Is a Moot Point
I recently had a debate with a friend about cover songs. This was not the first time the subject had come up in my life, but it was recent and it dealt with remaking classic songs, so it is relevant here. She said that certain songs (“Landslide” for her) should never be covered as they … More Review: Cher’s “Dancing Queen” Album
Let’s be honest: the NFL is a white-dominated organization. From the owners to the commissioner to team GM’s and head coaches, there are very few people of color in positions of power in the NFL. In response to the overwhelming lack of diversity in the NFL, the league adopted “The Rooney Rule” in 2003. The … More The Rooney Rule: The NFL’s Greatest Hypocrisy
When I was a kid, I used to cry a lot. When I was sad, I cried. When I was angry, I cried. Heck, even when I was happy, I would sometimes cry. It was a response that was involuntary and uncontrollable and, as it happens, it was a response that made my childhood pretty … More Shedding Tears: Why All Masculinity is Toxic (Femininity, too)
I read an interesting story today as I perused the interwebs for stories that didn’t want to make me move to Wales. The story was on People’s website and referenced a discussion with Charlize Theron where she, basically, emasculated the entire male population of Earth for not having the nerve to ask out an Oscar-winning … More Hey, Charlize. How you doin’?
I’ve always gotten along better with women than with men. Most of my friends are women and all of my closest friends are. I have never found it terribly difficult to be friends with someone I am not sexually attracted to or romantically interested in (yes, folks, those are two different things), nor have I … More Just Friends? My Platonic Ass!
If you look back through my years of writing The Metro Perspective, you will see that I used to have a tradition of writing almost the exact same piece of drivel every single January 1st. I would talk about the arbitrariness of January 1st as some significant milestone; some special day upon which you could … More Happy January 4th!!! It’s still a new year…
This is going to seem like a really odd thing for a relationship columnist to admit, but dating really sucks. I know, I’m supposed to be the guy who talks about how wonderful love is and how great relationships can be, but I’ve never been one to BS my readers. I would never lie to … More Classic TMP: Trying to Scale That Wall
A few years ago, I was talking with the girl I was dating. We were having the Fantasy Talk. You know, the talk about the fantasies you’ve always wanted to fulfill. Some guys have the Catholic schoolgirl fantasy, or the cheerleader fantasy, or the Princess Leia/Jabba the Hut fantasy. I don’t know what the stereotypical … More Classic TMP: You Want Me To Do What?!?